Life is a Work of Art

uhm, uhm, uhm, uhm

so all of the sudden there’s a cute boy who wants to take me on dates and court me and he’s nice and sweet and pretty smart and i just don’t know what to do i mean like im just like “you know that im happy to sit at home and watch hercules and cuddle, right?” but nope he wants to take me out to dinner just the two of us at a dimly lit restraunt and i i i i just askjdfhlajsdhfjl. wut. when did my life get good?

My best friend is my everything.

i don’t shame girl for wearing makeup

BUT if you ask me for my opinion of your makeup, or about what to do with it, I will tell you not to wear any.

not because i’m trying to save you from the clutches of the evil patriarchy or anything

i just really legitimately think almost every girl looks better without make-up, and want you to be more aesthetically pleasing.

\m/

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”

for a moment i thought this was talking about season 9 of how i met your mother and i was just like wut.

(via muh-rye-ah)